Top ten reasons Why I Should be the next Pope
10. Big Hats are my forte
9. I believe in God (although, ok, not so much with the whole New testament thing)
8. I would bring major changes to the Catholic Church
7. I love balconies with a view
6. Hanging out in a bubble sounds like fun
5. After all the years I have spent shaking the Lulav on Sukkot, I think I can handle any and all Palm Sunday situations
4. I have never had an incident with an altar boy
3. Sunday morning services would now have a mandatory 10 lchaims spread out throughout the sermons.
2. I speak a fluent (pig) Latin
and the number one reason that I should be the next Pope
1. If you think blessing breakdancers is great, wait till you see what happens when I go to Vegas!
9. I believe in God (although, ok, not so much with the whole New testament thing)
8. I would bring major changes to the Catholic Church
7. I love balconies with a view
6. Hanging out in a bubble sounds like fun
5. After all the years I have spent shaking the Lulav on Sukkot, I think I can handle any and all Palm Sunday situations
4. I have never had an incident with an altar boy
3. Sunday morning services would now have a mandatory 10 lchaims spread out throughout the sermons.
2. I speak a fluent (pig) Latin
and the number one reason that I should be the next Pope
1. If you think blessing breakdancers is great, wait till you see what happens when I go to Vegas!
posted by Eli Sp. at 9:18 AM
2 Comments:
I'd vote for you. I'm curious to hear more about the altar boy incident, though.
Ok that was a typo! I have NEVER had an incident with an alter boy, at least none that I can remember....
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